Tuesday, August 01, 2006

The Broad Diversity of God's Hatred

God Hates Shrimp! Yeah it is about time that God's people stood up against another abomination. Gay bashing is getting so old, and we don't smell nearly as bad as three day old seafood. (Not to mention the yucky poop track visibly running down the back of those nasty bottom feeders!)

Hat Tip to Craker Lilo


At 5:03 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

He especially hates frozen, re-heatable shrimp. He spits them out of His mouth!

At 11:16 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

:-) Better the shrimp be either hot or cold ... it's lukewarm shrimp I hear are worse than the others ;-)

At 9:15 AM , Blogger SoulPony said...

I had to send my comment in the form of an email. Good stuff though. Funny!

At 8:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's a nerve--roughly akin to a spinal cord--and it's only removed in cooking for appearance. It's harmless.

You owe me two cents. :-P

At 9:11 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh...we refer to it as the "sh@t vein" in restaurant lingo...and it's grainy in tecture...and in certain farm raised shrimp, runs clear via "flushing" the headless things.

At 7:01 PM , Blogger CrackerLilo said...

I'm hoping that by the next time we go to Orlando, they'll be burned down to the ground, so my wife won't expect me to go and fill up on cheesy biscuits. :-)


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